One of my very best friends turned 50 this weekend and decided to throw herself a lovely party. Here's the thing about my friend though... she loves to throw parties, doesn't really cook, but has a very specific vision for the food. The food that she would like everyone else to make. The good thing for her is that I love her and am perfectly willing to be bossed around - I mean, comply with her wishes.

Her vision for this time was a "Garden Party," whatever the hell that means. Actually, the really funny part was when it came to her "vision" for what the partygoers' attire would be for the party. Puff Daddy, I mean, P Diddy, I mean, Amy the Hostess, wanted for the men to wear collared shirts and khaki pants, and for the women to wear party dresses or dressy pants.  But, how to state this on an invitation?