Celebrity chef (and chef to celebs) Wolfgang Puck recently announced how he’ll be feeding the stars after the Oscars this Feb 24. No surprise: there’s gonna be stuff shaped like Oscars.
We can’t hope to reproduce the menu exactly—Puck has about 300 people helping him, and ample access to things like black truffles, Japanese baby peaches, and those requisite statue-shaped molds. But we can give it the old Oscar try. It helps that a lot of what Puck’s cooking sounds eerily human—pot pie, beet salad, no-cheese pizza and burgers. Of course, that’ll all be glammed up, miniaturized, and served to very famous people in the luxe glow of an 18-foot gold Oscar centerpiece. Other than that, our almost-Oscar after party menu’s basically the same! (Clooney would totally approve.)
Meryl Streep triumph image via Shutterstock